Why we picked the Autoblow Ultra AI: The Autoblow Ultra AI is one of the most advanced male pleasure devices available, combining cutting-edge technology with realistic sensations to deliver an unparalleled experience. All buyers receive unlimited access to its video sync technology that allows the machine to sync with a huge library of videos, increasing the realism factor to unheard of levels. VR video sync is available from third parties.
"When my friend asked for a recommendation for a high-quality, automated male toy, the Autoblow Ultra AI was my immediate choice. He's been impressed with its wifi performance and the customizable features it offers, especially video sync," says Alec Hardy, sex toy expert.
How it feels: The Autoblow Ultra AI doesn't just provide automated stimulation—it offers an experience tailored to mimic real-life techniques. Thanks to its AI-driven technology, it delivers real life stroking patterns and speeds that were discovered after a machine learning analysis of 1000 hours of blowjob videos. Its replication of the gliding and sliding action associated with real life blowjobs is unmatched.
What's under the hood: The Autoblow Ultra AI features an industrial strength motor and kitchen appliance level build controlled by artificial intelligence algorithms, offering 10 different experience modes that simulate various techniques. Its removable sleeve is easy to clean, ensuring hygiene and longevity. The device is also designed to accommodate a range of sizes, providing a comfortable fit for most users. For users with exceptionally large penises, Autoblow offers a special wide sleeve sold separately.
For you if: You want a high-tech, automated pleasure device that offers customizable experiences and mimics realistic sensations. Most importantly, it is the best offer on the market for syncing with videos (including VR).
Not for you if: You prefer a simple, manual device without advanced features, or you're looking for a more budget-friendly option.
Why we picked the Autoblow Ultra AI: The Autoblow Ultra AI is one of the most advanced male pleasure devices available, combining cutting-edge technology with realistic sensations to deliver an unparalleled experience. All buyers receive unlimited access to its video sync technology that allows the machine to sync with a huge library of videos, increasing the realism factor to unheard of levels. VR video sync is available from third parties.
"When my friend asked for a recommendation for a high-quality, automated male toy, the Autoblow Ultra AI was my immediate choice. He's been impressed with its wifi performance and the customizable features it offers, especially video sync," says Alec Hardy, sex toy expert.
How it feels: The Autoblow Ultra AI doesn't just provide automated stimulation—it offers an experience tailored to mimic real-life techniques. Thanks to its AI-driven technology, it delivers real life stroking patterns and speeds that were discovered after a machine learning analysis of 1000 hours of blowjob videos. Its replication of the gliding and sliding action associated with real life blowjobs is unmatched.
What's under the hood: The Autoblow Ultra AI features an industrial strength motor and kitchen appliance level build controlled by artificial intelligence algorithms, offering 10 different experience modes that simulate various techniques. Its removable sleeve is easy to clean, ensuring hygiene and longevity. The device is also designed to accommodate a range of sizes, providing a comfortable fit for most users. For users with exceptionally large penises, Autoblow offers a special wide sleeve sold separately.
For you if: You want a high-tech, automated pleasure device that offers customizable experiences and mimics realistic sensations. Most importantly, it is the best offer on the market for syncing with videos (including VR).
Not for you if: You prefer a simple, manual device without advanced features, or you're looking for a more budget-friendly option.
Why we picked the Vacuglide: The VacuGlide milking machine has the largest vacuum chamber of any product in its class and as a result it provides unparalleled suction stroking. It is adjustable with a small included tool so that it works well on all penis lengths. Its all aluminum construction and 14 pound weight gives it an unmatched high quality look and feel.
The feeling given by its suction stroking mechanism is simply incredible. A big bonus is that it works even on partial erections by causing the full erection with its vacuum and taking the user through the complete orgasm. Our testers who could not achieve a full erection reported complete satisfaction.
How it feels: The Vacuglide offers a suction-based sensation that can be adjusted as to the vacuum level and stroking length. The vacuum makes the penis extra sensitive and envelops the entire shaft, sucking the whole penis in and providing a sensation and orgasm that is unmatched by that given by any human.
What's under the hood: The Vacuglide features a large vacuum pumping chamber operated by a piston and includes 2 electronically operated valves. Buttons on the front of the machine allow the user to control exactly how much air goes into and is removed from the system thereby controlling the stroking length and suction level. The case is made from extruded aluminum giving it a very high end feel. It even comes with its own storage backpack for discreet storage as well as 3 separate stroking cups with silicone sleeves to accommodate all penis sizes.
For you if: You are interested in exploring vacuum-based stimulation and want a device that offers adjustable intensity and accommodation for all penis sizes. This is a buy it for life item.
Not for you if:You prefer vibration or cannot afford its price tag.
Why we picked the Vacuglide: The VacuGlide milking machine has the largest vacuum chamber of any product in its class and as a result it provides unparalleled suction stroking. It is adjustable with a small included tool so that it works well on all penis lengths. Its all aluminum construction and 14 pound weight gives it an unmatched high quality look and feel.
The feeling given by its suction stroking mechanism is simply incredible. A big bonus is that it works even on partial erections by causing the full erection with its vacuum and taking the user through the complete orgasm. Our testers who could not achieve a full erection reported complete satisfaction.
How it feels: The Vacuglide offers a suction-based sensation that can be adjusted as to the vacuum level and stroking length. The vacuum makes the penis extra sensitive and envelops the entire shaft, sucking the whole penis in and providing a sensation and orgasm that is unmatched by that given by any human.
What's under the hood: The Vacuglide features a large vacuum pumping chamber operated by a piston and includes 2 electronically operated valves. Buttons on the front of the machine allow the user to control exactly how much air goes into and is removed from the system thereby controlling the stroking length and suction level. The case is made from extruded aluminum giving it a very high end feel. It even comes with its own storage backpack for discreet storage as well as 3 separate stroking cups with silicone sleeves to accommodate all penis sizes.
For you if: You are interested in exploring vacuum-based stimulation and want a device that offers adjustable intensity and accommodation for all penis sizes. This is a buy it for life item.
Not for you if:You prefer vibration or cannot afford its price tag.
Why we picked the Lifetime Silicone Stroker: This is the best non-automated stroker for those facing a budgetary constraint. The silicone material means it provides not only a realistic sensation but with budget in mind, it will last longer than strokers made from TPR. This stroker is all about value and longevity.
Not for you if: This is not for men who want to experience the latest in technology.
Why we picked the Lifetime Silicone Stroker: This is the best non-automated stroker for those facing a budgetary constraint. The silicone material means it provides not only a realistic sensation but with budget in mind, it will last longer than strokers made from TPR. This stroker is all about value and longevity.
Not for you if: This is not for men who want to experience the latest in technology.
Our research has shown that beginners often buy cheap “blowjob machines” on amazon believing them to be good starting products, based on how they look. But men quickly discover that the cheap stuff sold on Amazon are not really blowjob machines since they don’t deliver even a sliver of the pleasure normally associated with blowjobs. Weak motors, cheap construction, and shiny plastic exteriors have tricked many men. We strongly recommend men start with a high quality US or European brand of blowjob machine and in particular our experience and testing has shown the Autoblow Ultra to be the best pick for a beginner or a more advanced buyer due to its high quality construction, warranty, and included free video sync library.
The Autoblow Ultra is still a great choice even for experienced men, but for men who have outgrown regular automated strokers and for those men who don’t think video sync is important, VacuGlide is our top pick. Every single one of our testers gave VacuGlide our top rating for the sensation generated. Due to its large size, it houses the largest suction chamber of any milking machine to generate a toe curling level of suction which lasts only for a second or two before it reverses course and slides back up the penis before applying suction again. It’s not cheap, but it’s a “buy it for life” level of device, similar to a high end vacuum cleaner or a microwave. You will end up using it daily.
We are working on adding additional choices, but we also don’t want to confuse people by adding machines that are sub-par just to have a lot of blowjob machines on the site. There are very few machines that do the job well, and the three we have started with are the best choices for more than 95% of men.
Anything that works is not going to be cheap, but also that doesn’t mean it has to be expensive. Sex toys for men used to be very cheap, meaning rubber butts and plastic vaginas that only cost $10-$40. But over time men realized that the stuff was cheap for reason: it provided a very low level of satisfaction. Over time, better and better products were developed that could actually satisfy men’s needs and do so using the latest technology. The Autoblow Ultra for example syncs with a free library of porn videos. The technology behind that is very advanced and so that comes with a price tag that is higher than a rubber but still low for the level of pleasure and realism it offers. If you bought a drill that was $25 and compared it to a $200 drill you’d see a lot of differences that relate to how well it works and how long it will last. It’s the same thing with blowjob machines.