The Handy’s main selling points are its technological integrations, but a lot of them require you to be an engineer to figure out. Autoblow Ultra brings an awesome but more limited feature set to the masses by making one key feature FREE and world class: video sync. The free video sync library pushes the Ultra to my #1 spot because not only is it free, but has more than 750 videos and anyone can figure out how to sync with the hottest videos within minutes.
The VacuGlide is another step up in realism that is far beyond what the Handy offers in terms of sensation. What VacuGlide may lack in terms of internet connectivity, it more than makes up for with its dynamic suction capabilities. It simply is an incredible sensation, and I believe when shopping for pleasure device, it’s all about how it feels!
I tried the Handy and a few other toys that promised video sync, but not only did you have to be an engineer to figure it out, it also came with expensive monthly subscriptions! But the Autoblow Ultra makes video sync simple and FREE with its awesome web app library that has more than 750 super hot videos from some of the top amateurs on CornHub. It just works!
Another thing I love about the Autoblow machines are the accessories available to owners. I found the Handy accessories to be very limited in scope. Autoblow makes a special cap that connects any stroker (like the one in the Ultra) to their VacuGlide machine so that you can use the two machines together. That even means you can connect your old Fleshlight to a VacuGlide and the sensation is incredible.
The Handy has quite a few sleeves available but they are all clear, sort of plasticky, and in my opinion, feel the same. The Handy sleeves also do not resemble human anatomy. But the Autoblow sleeves are fleshy, look like the important bits of human bodies, and there’s a ton of variety in terms of material and texture. Autoblow even makes very wide sleeves and a few that are made from silicone.
When I’m “enjoying myself” I don’t want to devote brain power to the user interface. The Handy buttons work once you figure them out, but the Autoblow has large clearly labeled buttons and LED lights that let you know exactly which mode you are in and at which speed. But with Handy, you have to rely on a single LED that flashes or turns colors. The Autoblow LEDs make turning on interactive wifi mode even easier, too.
While the Handy is great if you just like using it in one position and you don’t want to explore new sensations, Autoblow devices offer a universe of possibilities. I’m the kind of guy who gets bored easily and so that’s why I chose Autoblow for its suite of mounts and accessories. I like to connect my Ultra to the desk mount to use it hands-free while watching videos. I prefer to use the milking mount for my VacuGlide!
It’s true the Handy offers a lot of cool features online (if you are an engineer) but what I like about the Autoblow is how easy the online features are to access. Video sync, online control, and even handing over control to someone online are all really easy. I love that the Autoblow Ultra also lets me download new experiences, and they continue to release new ones every few months.
While the Handy only goes around part of your penis and doesn’t look like a mouth or vagina, the Autoblow Ultra sleeve encases your entire penis, just like real life. With the Ultra you get the feeling of real penetration into an orifice but with Handy you just get the feeling of the clear sleeve rubbing on your member. It’s not that the Handy feels bad, I quite like it. I just prefer the sensation of my entire penis, balls deep, in the Ultra’s orifice sleeve.
Why we picked the Autoblow Ultra AI: The Autoblow Ultra AI is one of the most advanced male pleasure devices available, combining cutting-edge technology with realistic sensations to deliver an unparalleled experience. All buyers receive unlimited access to its video sync technology that allows the machine to sync with a huge library of videos, increasing the realism factor to unheard of levels. VR video sync is available from third parties.
"When my friend asked for a recommendation for a high-quality, automated male toy, the Autoblow Ultra AI was my immediate choice. He's been impressed with its wifi performance and the customizable features it offers, especially video sync," says Alec Hardy, sex toy expert.
How it feels: The Autoblow Ultra AI doesn't just provide automated stimulation—it offers an experience tailored to mimic real-life techniques. Thanks to its AI-driven technology, it delivers real life stroking patterns and speeds that were discovered after a machine learning analysis of 1000 hours of blowjob videos. Its replication of the gliding and sliding action associated with real life blowjobs is unmatched.
What's under the hood: The Autoblow Ultra AI features an industrial strength motor and kitchen appliance level build controlled by artificial intelligence algorithms, offering 10 different experience modes that simulate various techniques. Its removable sleeve is easy to clean, ensuring hygiene and longevity. The device is also designed to accommodate a range of sizes, providing a comfortable fit for most users. For users with exceptionally large penises, Autoblow offers a special wide sleeve sold separately.
For you if: You want a high-tech, automated pleasure device that offers customizable experiences and mimics realistic sensations. Most importantly, it is the best offer on the market for syncing with videos (including VR).
Not for you if: You prefer a simple, manual device without advanced features, or you're looking for a more budget-friendly option.
Why we picked the Autoblow Ultra AI: The Autoblow Ultra AI is one of the most advanced male pleasure devices available, combining cutting-edge technology with realistic sensations to deliver an unparalleled experience. All buyers receive unlimited access to its video sync technology that allows the machine to sync with a huge library of videos, increasing the realism factor to unheard of levels. VR video sync is available from third parties.
"When my friend asked for a recommendation for a high-quality, automated male toy, the Autoblow Ultra AI was my immediate choice. He's been impressed with its wifi performance and the customizable features it offers, especially video sync," says Alec Hardy, sex toy expert.
How it feels: The Autoblow Ultra AI doesn't just provide automated stimulation—it offers an experience tailored to mimic real-life techniques. Thanks to its AI-driven technology, it delivers real life stroking patterns and speeds that were discovered after a machine learning analysis of 1000 hours of blowjob videos. Its replication of the gliding and sliding action associated with real life blowjobs is unmatched.
What's under the hood: The Autoblow Ultra AI features an industrial strength motor and kitchen appliance level build controlled by artificial intelligence algorithms, offering 10 different experience modes that simulate various techniques. Its removable sleeve is easy to clean, ensuring hygiene and longevity. The device is also designed to accommodate a range of sizes, providing a comfortable fit for most users. For users with exceptionally large penises, Autoblow offers a special wide sleeve sold separately.
For you if: You want a high-tech, automated pleasure device that offers customizable experiences and mimics realistic sensations. Most importantly, it is the best offer on the market for syncing with videos (including VR).
Not for you if: You prefer a simple, manual device without advanced features, or you're looking for a more budget-friendly option.
Why we picked the Vacuglide: The VacuGlide milking machine has the largest vacuum chamber of any product in its class and as a result it provides unparalleled dynamic suction stroking. Suction and pressure provide the best sensation that any sex toy has ever offered for our group of testers. With the addition of the wifi feature set in the new VacuGlide 2, the machine is truly in a category of its own, especially as it pertains to video sync.
Another key feature set only introduced recently in version 2, are the modes. The machine has experiences that last for minutes before repeating, going from slow to fast to faster and then pausing and then getting slow again, etc. Each mode is a different unexpected experience that varies speeds without needing to press anything. It feels like someone else is controlling it.
VacuGlide 2 is adjustable with a small included tool so that it works well on all penis lengths. Its all aluminum construction and 14 pound weight gives it an unmatched high quality look and feel.
The feeling given by its suction stroking mechanism is simply incredible. A big bonus is that it works even on partial erections by causing the full erection with its vacuum and taking the user through the complete orgasm. Our testers who could not achieve a full erection reported complete satisfaction.
The Wifi Features: After watching a short video, I learned how to connect the machine to my wifi network. The team was very impressed by the realism and immersiveness of video sync. I had hundreds and hundreds of (free) videos to watch that were speed synced with the machine, giving me the feeling that the sex acts I watched on screen were happening to me.
My second most favorite wifi feature was Autopilot where I gave the web app a few of my preferences and it invented modes that suited my needs. Additionally, extra downloadable modes are available plus I thoroughly enjoyed the remote control and AI girlfriend features. The recent AI girlfriend update allows the AI women full control to the machine’s API, and they decide how to simulate you. Very interesting!
How it feels: The Vacuglide offers a suction-based sensation that can be adjusted as to the vacuum level and stroking length. The vacuum makes the penis extra sensitive and envelops the entire shaft, sucking the whole penis in and providing a sensation and orgasm that is unmatched by that given by any human.
What's under the hood: The Vacuglide features a large vacuum pumping chamber operated by a piston and includes 2 electronically operated valves. Buttons on the front of the machine allow the user to control exactly how much air goes into and is removed from the system thereby controlling the stroking length and suction level. The case is made from extruded aluminum giving it a very high end feel. It even comes with its own storage backpack for discreet storage as well as 3 separate stroking cups with silicone sleeves to accommodate all penis sizes.
For you if: You are interested in exploring vacuum-based stimulation and want a device that offers video sync, downloadable modes, and other online features that will grow with time through free firmware updates. This is a buy it for life item.
Not for you if:You prefer vibration or cannot afford its price tag.
Why we picked the Vacuglide: The VacuGlide milking machine has the largest vacuum chamber of any product in its class and as a result it provides unparalleled dynamic suction stroking. Suction and pressure provide the best sensation that any sex toy has ever offered for our group of testers. With the addition of the wifi feature set in the new VacuGlide 2, the machine is truly in a category of its own, especially as it pertains to video sync.
Another key feature set only introduced recently in version 2, are the modes. The machine has experiences that last for minutes before repeating, going from slow to fast to faster and then pausing and then getting slow again, etc. Each mode is a different unexpected experience that varies speeds without needing to press anything. It feels like someone else is controlling it.
VacuGlide 2 is adjustable with a small included tool so that it works well on all penis lengths. Its all aluminum construction and 14 pound weight gives it an unmatched high quality look and feel.
The feeling given by its suction stroking mechanism is simply incredible. A big bonus is that it works even on partial erections by causing the full erection with its vacuum and taking the user through the complete orgasm. Our testers who could not achieve a full erection reported complete satisfaction.
The Wifi Features: After watching a short video, I learned how to connect the machine to my wifi network. The team was very impressed by the realism and immersiveness of video sync. I had hundreds and hundreds of (free) videos to watch that were speed synced with the machine, giving me the feeling that the sex acts I watched on screen were happening to me.
My second most favorite wifi feature was Autopilot where I gave the web app a few of my preferences and it invented modes that suited my needs. Additionally, extra downloadable modes are available plus I thoroughly enjoyed the remote control and AI girlfriend features. The recent AI girlfriend update allows the AI women full control to the machine’s API, and they decide how to simulate you. Very interesting!
How it feels: The Vacuglide offers a suction-based sensation that can be adjusted as to the vacuum level and stroking length. The vacuum makes the penis extra sensitive and envelops the entire shaft, sucking the whole penis in and providing a sensation and orgasm that is unmatched by that given by any human.
What's under the hood: The Vacuglide features a large vacuum pumping chamber operated by a piston and includes 2 electronically operated valves. Buttons on the front of the machine allow the user to control exactly how much air goes into and is removed from the system thereby controlling the stroking length and suction level. The case is made from extruded aluminum giving it a very high end feel. It even comes with its own storage backpack for discreet storage as well as 3 separate stroking cups with silicone sleeves to accommodate all penis sizes.
For you if: You are interested in exploring vacuum-based stimulation and want a device that offers video sync, downloadable modes, and other online features that will grow with time through free firmware updates. This is a buy it for life item.
Not for you if:You prefer vibration or cannot afford its price tag.
While I still occasionally use my Handy and appreciate its somewhat finer and slower movements, when I’m engaged in a pleasure session, I mostly care about how it feels and how easy it is to use and that’s why I prefer the machines made by Autoblow. I strongly prefer the fleshy sleeve style provided by the Autoblow Ultra and the deep dynamic suction offered by VacuGlide over the head focused stroking and more complex feature set offered by Handy.
